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Tristan the Emo Snail by ~GlamourKat:iconGlamourKat:

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©2006-2009 ~GlamourKat
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Inspired by a conversation I had with my friend Nigel regarding my pet snails....and I mentioned that snails hate salt. He disagreed.

Nigel: snails loooove salty things. dude, I saw a snail eating french fries on my way from work just today. it was tottally into them. it kept saying "man, these fries fucking rock! they're so salty. shit, I better take them into my shell in case any other snails come along...." and no kidding you, I walked not two blocks and there's a snail, right there on 2nd and commercial, downing a fucking bag of ms vickie's potato chips. so I guess that disproves your little hypothesis, professor kat phd.

Then Dave started to talk about doing unspeakable things to my snails, like jizzing and pooping in the tank.


Nigel: yeah, they like that to. kinky little salt loving fucks. I always see them at the sin city afterparties...like the REALLY messed up ones, always a group of snails there, snorting rail after rail, crapping on each other, shitting, pissing, cumming all over the dog, talking about their zit fetish message boards, and then finishing off the night with some fish from the dead sea. man, you just do not go to a snail afterparty. what a sad existance that would be..... going from partner to partner....from dingy alley to bordello...never satisfied, never loved, with only the sweet embrace of salt and moist sneezes to warm their cold souls....sigh...

To which I replied, "Emo snails! LOL"

Nigel: you know you're going to have to draw that now. Name him.... tristan, the emo snail


And so Tristan was born....

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~RiddlesofTrickster Apr 24, 2006, 1:36:17 PM
*laughs* its kinda cute
and a very cool idea
*peace*
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~IncandesentNeko Apr 24, 2006, 1:37:11 PM
Oh God. That made me laugh =D

Nice =D

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~Flames-Ignite Apr 24, 2006, 1:42:50 PM
Awwh thats so cool, favouriting!

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~GlamourKat Apr 24, 2006, 3:13:52 PM
Thanks! I can't really take the credit though. He's all Nigel's character. He kept suggesting things to add to Tristan. But I like him so much I might draw more pics of him!

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~GlamourKat Apr 24, 2006, 3:16:33 PM
Yeah, the entire conversation made me hyperventilate with laughter. And then I had a good giggle after I finished the pic. Oh, snails.
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~RiddlesofTrickster Apr 24, 2006, 3:18:08 PM
lol teamwork can yield some pretty good stuff ^_^
and youre welcome
*peace*
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~Anubis-Admirer Apr 24, 2006, 3:48:24 PM
Awwww, don't cry emo snail! I love that he is wearing a sweater, it cracks my shit up totally!

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~xlostxinxwonderlandx Apr 24, 2006, 5:06:38 PM
MAy I marry Nigel? he would entertain me for hours with his interesting snail stories..... lol

this is so funny I love his sweater!!!

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